So I took Emily to swimming yesterday, as usual, and while I was sitting by the pool waiting for her class to finish I witnessed the following conversation between one of the instructors and this darling little girl in the 5-year old swimmers class. I'll go ahead and say you're welcome ;)
Swim Instructor 1: OK kids, today we're gonna swim FAST!! Mike's gonna show you how fast he can, or can't, swim, then you guys are gonna work on swimming fast, too!
Swim Instructor 2 (aka Mike): I can swim fast...
Swim Instructor 1: Haha prove it. Alright kids, here he goes! 3...2...1...go!
**Mike swims down and back, semi-fast**
Swim Instructor 2 (aka Mike): (breathing heavily) How fast was I, guys?!
Little Girl: Wicked fast!!!
Oh my gosh, I loved it and couldn't stop laughing for like 5 min. It was wicked cute ;)